The Fox Bed & Breakfast

The Fox Bed & Breakfast is now reporting vacancies in the spring and summer calendar.  A simple double bed in a basement office with a bathroom just 26 stair-steps away is waiting for your presence.  Here we provide towels, hot water, iron and ironing board, laundry facilities, television with basic cable, high-speed internet, and a local playground.  Oh, there's also a treadmill that's currently collecting dust.  (Can that be called an exercise room?)

The rates are next to nothing (a night of babysitting erases any fees) and the breakfasts are simple, but the company is sweet.  Most of the time.

Disclaimer:  There is no refund for loss of appetite or splitting headache after being in the vicinity of our small children.  You may be awoken at the crack of dawn (or earlier).  You also may be required to smell awful smells and see awful sights.  You will not be reimbursed for reading the same book 43 times to a child, unless hugs and kisses count as reimbursement.  During daylight hours, three small children will hound you for love and smother you with attention, but may injure your back, arms, neck, and head.  Earplugs are available upon request.